What goes oh oh oh?
Santa walking backwards
What goes red white red white red white?
Santa rolling down a hill.
What you call an old snowman?
Water
What does Santa drink?
Fanta
When does Santa fight in a ring?
On Boxing Day
What is green white and red all over?
A sunburnt elf.
Mum can I have a dog for Christmas?
No you can get turkey like everyone else.
What ball never bounces?
A snowball
What is snowman favourite food?
An Ice-burger and chips.
How is the Christmas alphabet different than the other alphabet?
Because it has no L (Noel)
